Visit Tasha's Web site



Visit Laura's Web site



Visit Regina's Web site



Visit Diana's Web site



Visit Sara's Web site

  • Sarah Stewart Taylor
  • The Sphere
  • Heather Webber
  • Off The Page
  • Surrounded on Three Sides
  • Femmes Fatales
  • Reviewed by Liz
  • Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind
  • Murder She Writes
  • Rosett Writes Blog
  • Bookseller Chick
  • Judy Merrill Larson
  • Will Bereswill's blog
  • Kill Zone Authors
  • Alexandra Sokoloff
  • Cozy Chicks Blog
  • The Girl Detective Blog
  • The Lipstick Chronicles
  • Anatomy of a Book Deal
  • Book Daddy
  • Julia Buckley
  • Meritorious Mysteries
  • Murderati
  • Tim Maleeny
  • Poisoned Pen Letters
  • Debutante Ball
  • The Little Blog of Murder
  • Renee Rosen
  • Edwardian State of Mind
  • A Dark Planet
  • Tess Gerritsen
  • Naked Authors
  • Refrigerator Door
  • Laurie R. King -- Mutterings
  • Contemporary Nomad
  • Elizabeth Peters
  • The Outfit
  • Amelia Peabody
  • A Newbie's Guide to Publishing
  • First Offenders
  • Killer Year
  • Overboard
  • Miss Snark
  • Galleycat
  • Southern Comfort
  • Grace Notes
  • What Fresh Hell is This?
  • uberlonelyguy16
  • J.T. Ellison
  • Book Square
  • I want to read more posts about:











      View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...
    Polls Archive

    Archives by Month
    Archives by Author
    Design by
    DreamForge Media

    Meta:
    RSS 2.0
    Comments RSS 2.0
    Valid XHTML
    WP

    Is Love Really Murder?

    Tasha Alexander Icon

    It was cold last weekend in Chicago, so I can’t really complain about not having stepped outside of the always charming Wyndham O’Hare for three days in a row. Of all the myriad mystery conferences out there, Love is Murder is my sentimental favorite; it was the first event I attended after my debut novel sold. Plus, I’ve always loved Chicago, even when I don’t make it further than O’Hare and even when it’s obscenely cold. Cold is manageable; heat unforgivable. You can strip naked, sit on your porch and drink iced tea, but guess what? You’re still hot.

    But I digress…Love is Murder. Right. Got to see lots of my favorite people. And I successfully avoided sketchy banquet food: opted for burgers in the bar instead. Good decision. Now that I think about it, the quesadillas were pretty darn good too. Perhaps I’ve underrated the food at the Wyndham.

    The only downside of the weekend was that I missed seeing today’s Virtual Cocktail Party guest live and in person. Robert Gregory Browne was at Left Coast Crime in Seattle instead. Thank goodness we have him now! Rob is a great guy and a talented writer whose first book, Kiss Her Goodbye came out this week. He’s also a member of the uber-cool crew over at Killer Year. So. Without further ado, I give you Rob…

    Robert Gregory Browne’s Goodnight Kiss

    Ingredients:

    * 4 oz Champagne
    * 1 splash Campari
    * 1 cube Sugar
    * 1 drop Angostura bitters

    Mixing instructions:

    Put one drop of Angostura Bitter on sugar cube and drop in flute. Add
    champagne and splash of Campari.

    BRETT: I understand Spiderman holds a very special place in your heart…is there something we should know about? (I know you’ll say no, so elaborate anyway!)

    ROB: Spider-Man and I had a short but loving relationship that was irreparably damaged by a bunch of producers who thought it was actually a good idea to take him out of New York and put him in an alternate universe with animals flying around on scooters.

    I think the show, Spider-Man Unlimited, is considered by fans to be the worst Spider-Man cartoon ever. My contributions to the show were brilliant, of course.

    J.T.: Why Chicago?

    ROB: The tunnels. There are underground freight tunnels in Chicago that fascinate me and figure prominently in the book. For awhile I went with a generic city, but my agent and I decided that I should return to the Chicago setting because of its beauty and vibrancy.

    CARRIE: What’s the best thing about living in LA?

    ROB: I actually live north of LA in Ventura County, but it’s close enough to visit. And I’d say the best thing has to be the sushi. I’m a sushi fiend. And the movies. I’m also a movie fiend. Movies and sushi together? Heaven.

    TASHA: You have $100. What do you buy in a used book store and what do you buy new?

    ROB: A copy of your new book, a copy of Brett Battles’ new book and a ton of old mystery paperbacks from the sixties like the Milo March mysteries by M.E. Chaber. In fact, I just bought about ten of his books on E-Bay. Love them.

    J.T.: Kittens or puppies?

    ROB: Boy. I’d have to go with kittens, first, because I absolutely love cats. But I love dogs, also. Have two of them at home.

    TASHA: How deeply do you regret going to Left Coast Crime instead of Love is Murder?

    ROB: More than you will ever know. How deeply do you regret not going to LCC?

    J.T.: Will you shoot video at ThrillerFest ever again?

    ROB: Well, I AM on ITW’s multimedia committee, but I almost killed myself last time around and STILL haven’t had time to sift through all of the footage I shot, so I’m not sure it would do any good to shoot more video. I guess the answer is probably, uh, no.

    J.T.: When’s the last time you took a bath with scented candles?

    ROB: You’re not going to believe this, but Scented Candles is actually the name of a young hippie girl I met in the mid-seventies. She looked a lot like you, as a matter of fact, except taller, with long, curly brown hair, a puka shell necklace, rubber slippers — but not nearly as pretty. Okay, maybe she didn’t look like you at all.

    Anyway, it was mostly showers. In fact, I don’t remember any baths.

    Profuse thanks to Rob for joining us today. If you haven’t done so already, get yourself to a bookstore and buy several copies of Kiss Her Goodbye. You won’t regret it. But first, answer his questions in the comments:

    1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

    2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd
    that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you
    prefer?

    4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be
    and why?

    5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your
    house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
    do?

    That’s pretty much it from here. Drop by next week when our guest will be another Killer Year member, Sean Chercover. In the meantime, have a great weekend. I can’t say I miss the icy wind that blasted me when I finally left the Wyndham, but, oh, that food. Delicious…

    xo
    Tasha

    P.S. Did you think I forgot about scoring Sincerity? You were right. Well, not exactly. I didn’t forget, I was just running a little behind getting ready to go to Chicago. Forgive me. Here are the results: Jamie wins (I believe that’s a repeat for him, isn’t it?), but it was close….Brett deceived the most of us, and I think Diana deserves a special citation for Best Truth. Her grandmother was, in fact, kidnapped by gypsies. Nobody guessed that correctly….

    24 Responses to “Is Love Really Murder?”

    1. 1.) U2, of course! 2.) None, we’ve got them going off and on in our heads constantly. Why would we need them in the ceiling? Besides, our laptops light up anything we need to see if it gets too dark.

      3.) Variety is the spice of life. ;-)

      4.) Rose Madder, because I haven’t finished it yet. 5.) Whatever the style, I promise to watch. And record. And upload to YouTube.

      If I can’t read Rob’s book yet (on order, though!), at least I can drink his book’s drink! Yummy!

      by spyscribbler on February 9th, 2007 at 1:39 am

    2. 1. Beatles

      2. All of them.

      3. see #2

      4. Carrie

      5. Wait, was there a five? Oh yeah… I think Motown-style synchronicity on the dancing, with a little James Brown footwork thrown in.

      And it was great getting to hang with you at LCC, RGB!!

      by Cornelia Read on February 9th, 2007 at 4:50 am

    3. 1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      ** U2

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      ** Not being a writer myself, I don’t feel I’m fully equipped to respond…

      3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd
      that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you
      prefer?

      ** I guess you’ll have to take my tour of San Jose to find out.

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be
      and why?

      ** Different Seasons…because it contains “The Body” which is the story the movie “Stand by Me” was based on and is one of my all time favorites.

      5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your
      house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
      do?

      ** The kind where no actual dance is involved but instead, you just read to me from your latest books.

      by Carrie on February 9th, 2007 at 7:54 am

    4. 1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      Tough choice…I’ll have to go with the Beatles, for the effect they had on everyone else’s music. I hear Beatles influences in a lot of bands; the only band I can hear a U2 influence in is Coldplay.

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Oh, the light’s burned out? I’ll get to it, honey, just as soon as I finish this scene.

      3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd
      that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you
      prefer?

      Whatever gets everyone to the place they’re going. I’m always up for suggestions.

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be
      and why?

      Salem’s Lot, because it was my first. The Stand is in #2 because of the crappy ending.

      5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your
      house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
      do?

      The Electric Slide.

      by JDRhoades on February 9th, 2007 at 8:42 am

    5. 1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      U2. No contest.

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Ummm….you can use a laptop in the dark.

      3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you prefer?

      I suppose you’re less likely to hit traffic on the underground, but that’s not what she was talking about, was she? I’ll just say this: in the hands of a skilled artist, location is irrelevant.

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be and why?

      I don’t know. Read Pet Cemetery when I was about ten. Scared the crap out of me. Never went back for more.

      5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
      do?

      HA!

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 9:21 am

    6. 1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      Beatles.

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Well, let’s see:

      1 to devise a breakdown of the steps necessary to change the bulb
      1 to stare at the bulb hoping it will change itself
      1 to explain why changing the bulb is futile, because the next one is just going to go bad too, and without co-op we’re all doomed to darkness anyway
      1 to call their agent and publicist to make sure changing the bulb won’t harm their reputation
      1 to hold out for a bigger, better replacement bulb
      1 to post “What’s the best way to change a bulb?” on Backspace and wait for 36 answers
      1 to extoll the virtues of the old bulb, the golden glow of the light it gave, its soft, barely perceptible buzz when viable, the startling ping when it expired, the bredth of our loss, the depth of our grief
      1 to edit the previous writer’s bit whilst quoting Elmore Leonard
      1 to bring the tequila
      1 to bring the beer
      1 to bring the wine
      And 1 to look around, call it a conference, and make it a yearly event

      So, that’d be 13? Yes, it takes 13 writers to change a bulb.

      3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd
      that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you
      prefer?

      I prefer to be in Starbucks.

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be
      and why?

      The Stand. Not an easy choice, but it’s longer than The Dead Zone so…

      5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your
      house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
      do?

      I prefer nude Vietnamese/Appalachian clogging with goats myself, but that takes years to perfect, plus you need the requisite animal licenses, so it might be beyond the three of you. How about a nice fifties inspired hand jive instead?

      by Kristy on February 9th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    7. Kristy, can I be the writer who stares at the bulb hoping it will change itself?

      You do know you’re brilliant, right?

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 9:41 am

    8. 1. Beatles. Come on, historically? No contest.

      2. This is why writers shouldn’t live alone.

      3. I say too much about everything as it is.

      4. The Shining - again, history wins.

      5. This is so obviousl Bary Manilow’s Copacabana.

      by Alexandra Sokoloff on February 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am

    9. 1. Beatles. Duh.

      2. One to try, fall off the ladder, make a drink and call an electrician.

      3. You mean there are different positions? I’ve been married too long.

      4. The Shining. Salem’s Lot is a close second if for no other reason than it demonstrates beautifully how to handle multiple POV.

      5. Pilobolus.

      by David Terrenoire on February 9th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    10. Alex, you never say too much!

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 11:39 am

    11. 1. I have to go with U2 here. Never got into Beatle-mania.

      2. None. Writers are always in the dark. It’s where we like to be…

      3. Are we in frigid Upstate NY? Or scorching Mexico?

      4. I’d tear out the second half of The Stand and keep the first.

      5. Line dance to Achy Breaky Heart.

      by James Lavish on February 9th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    12. There is no way I will EVER dance to Achy Breaky Heart…

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    13. Yay Rob! Your drink, your book, those handsome flashing eyes… oh, sorry.

      1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      U2.

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      I think Kristy deserves an award at the lightbulb changing conference. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

      I would have asked if the writer was blonde or brunette.

      3. What do the rest of you prefer?

      There’s one man who knows, and he ain’t tellin’.

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book…

      I’ve never read one. I saw Christine when I was a kid and it scared the poop out of me, so I never went back. I hate that I haven’t, because I know he’s a brilliant writer, I’m just too big a wuss.

      5. Interpretive dance…

      Glowsticking

      by JT Ellison on February 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    14. Awww c’mon Tasha. Where’s your joie de vivre???

      by James Lavish on February 9th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    15. It froze on my way back to the airport in Chicago.

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    16. U2? Who the hell could ever answer U2? Jeez, I’m almost sorry I asked the question…

      Dead Zone for me. Followed by Pet Semetary.

      JT, if that one man is your husband, he IS telling. He even drew pictures.

      Positions, Tasha, not locations.

      by Rob Gregory Browne on February 9th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    17. Positions? Positions? I’m sure I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

      And, hey, the Beatles are good, but lately I’ve just been in much more of a U2 sort of mood.

      JT, you’d better tell Hubby to keep those drawings to himself….

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    18. 1. All-Time Greatest Band: Beatles or U2?

      Beatles, greatest no question. U2 would be my favorite though.

      2. How many writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Writers don’t have time to change light blubs! Besides, with computers who needs them?

      3. The tour guide at the Seattle Underground tour announced to the crowd
      that she prefers to be on top (I’m not kidding). What do the rest of you
      prefer?

      I have a great answer for this, but can’t say it here. It involves that very tour guide….zip it, Brett…

      4. If you could keep only ONE Stephen King book, which one would it be
      and why?

      Wizards And Glass…I love the Dark Tower Series and this was one of my favorite from it.

      5. If Tasha Alexander, Brett Battles and Rob Gregory Browne came to your
      house to entertain, what style of interpretive dance would you prefer they
      do?

      …eh…dance?….

      by Brett Battles on February 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    19. Ahhhhhh……Brett, we’re going to need more information about this tour guide…….if you won’t tell, we’ll get Rob to…..

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    20. 1. BEE-AT-LES. Let’s ask something serious, like…FAVORITE BEATLE?

      2. I forget. I know someone has to give it a surprising twist at the end…

      3. I’m only happy when it rains.

      4. Oh. MAH. GAH. How embarrassing. I’ve never read a Stephen King book. I’ve read a lot of reviews of them. Is that worth anything?

      5. But I want them to do Classical ballet!!!!

      by Diana Killian on February 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    21. By the way, I admire Rob’s taste in used books.

      by Diana Killian on February 9th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    22. Diana, I used to be a ballerina….

      by Tasha Alexander on February 9th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    23. Rob, did you and hubby enjoy seeing Dick and Spot run?

      by JT Ellison on February 10th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    24. JT, if that was running, I think I’m gonna get back into exercise…

      by Rob Gregory Browne on February 12th, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Leave a Reply

    :) :D :( :o 8O :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: