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At Last the Madness Ends…
Well, I promised a full debriefing of Birthday Madness, but look, there are some things a girl just doesn’t talk about in public. So what can I tell you?
First, I was showered with an inordinate heap of presents over the course of an entire week. All were wonderful, but my Brilliant Scientist in particular more than outdid himself. Not only did he have the cover flats for all my books matted and framed, he got me an entire case of popcorn and a new chalk bag. During my party, I learned (or, rather, observed) that $4/bottle wine and bourbon apparently go together. Who knew? I’m still not quite sure I believe it and, sadly, don’t have more of either on hand to test the theory.
Also got to watch Firefly projected. This did lead two of my closest friends to proclaim me an Insane Geek, but I think even they enjoyed it. And, really, what’s cooler than having a movie theater all to yourself? Getting to pick which episode you want next for as long as you want? I dare you to show me something better than that!
Finally, after the Great Firefly Birthday Extravaganza, the following quotes were spoken aloud during an extended period of strange influences (read: wine) and undue duress (don’t ask). Although none of us will ever admit who said what, I can assure you that every one of these statements was completely innocent and referred to nothing but things utterly innocuous. Just goes to show how misleading words really can be…
I’ll play with his rain stick!
Who’s the big dumb guy?
I like his big bullets.
Don’t touch it! I’ll be right up!
There will be spanks raining down from the sky.
If you do that again, there will be whores.
He’ll say you’re wasting food.
I have issues touching it with my bare hands.
I’m just not going to do it again until after the first of the year.
I just took one birth control pill and three xanax.
I couldn’t swallow it.
Is that a tangerine in your pants?
Maybe they’ll just leave.
Pictures of the fun here. I can’t wait until next year…
xo
Tasha
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